用香水的权利 @ 3月 26, 2008
每次用香水,办公室坐我隔壁的大妈都直嚷嚷,开始没觉得有什么,渐渐次数多了心里就纳闷。为这个我尽量用清淡的香水,在她嚷嚷的时候把办公室的窗户打开。

今早上我用的是CHANNEL的ALLURE,最淡的那种。我一边打开附近所有的窗户一边发短信问自己的女友:我用香水是不是真的侵犯别人权利了?
女友回道:“叫她滚远点,去她妈的蛋!”

大妈每天上班持续地哼小调,声音虽小但蚊子般的嗡嗡声,还会随着别人的手机彩铃转换旋律...曾被别的同事投诉影响他人工作,她还是照样坚持她的爱好。我从十几岁就开始用香水,这爱好侵犯别人权利了吗?哪天受不了“嚷嚷”没准儿真会河东狮吼滴!

30 Responses to "用香水的权利"

  1. 淡蓝色 Says:

    我觉得你的女友回答的很好。下次带个韭菜包子去吃吧,看看她爱闻香水还是这个味。呵呵

  2. mandy Says:

    我喜欢出门时候就用!其实淡香的味道散的很快,也就自己能闻到。

  3. Christina Says:

    我也是喜欢出门的时候用!

  4. 中国茶粉丝杭州站站长 Says:

    搞她!搞她!

  5. 大姜炖去 Says:

    更年期妇女的酸葡萄心理

  6. 叫兽 Says:

    干啥用男士香水呀?这不明摆着刺激中老年妇女嘛
    下次还是直接用麝香吧

  7. Christina Says:

    这是女士香水,老大!
    不过有些男士香水也很好闻的~

    香型:女人味十足的花香型包含了6种魅力女性的各种韵味:卡拉布尼亚柑橘代表的是温柔体贴、善解人意的母爱型女性;西西里柑橘代表天真活泼的豆蔻少女;芬芳的茉莉花香是夏奈儿的标志,演绎全然的女人味;馥奇的花香更象征着具有艺术气质的风格派女士;简洁自然的瓶身表现了大都市女性的自信独立的精神;非洲香子兰诠释着性感成熟的女人。这款集六种风味于一体的魅力香水主要由卡拉布尼亚及西西里柑橘、茉…

  8. 大湖 Says:

    Ask your GF that, what if that “大妈“ is her boss, is she still tell her to “滚远点,去她妈的蛋!“. Using the head and think before opens her big mouth, kid!

  9. CAICAI Says:

    版主不过调侃一番,难道你们看不出来?真的她是这种人也就不写出来了。

  10. Christina Says:

    caicai,甭理他们,就是来找茬滴~呵呵~

    你清纯了人家会说装清纯,恶心;发发牢骚人家会说不清纯,八婆......跟这样的人就一个态度:当空气!

  11. Christina Says:

    大湖,何不换个角度看这句话呢?幽默是生活快乐的元素~GF这么说未必真叫我这么做,我也不会这么做,事事较真,累死自己哦~但发牢骚是需要滴,就象身体新陈代谢一样有助健康!您说呢?

  12. zzy Says:

    顶顶顶~~像大湖这样说话半中半洋的应该是在国外混的吧,怎么还活得那么累呢? 洋人那点冷幽默咋就学不会呢,轻松不了就回来吧,妈妈的怀抱等着你:)

  13. 叫兽 Says:

    大姐,小弟确实孤陋寡闻,这边道歉了!
    刚从娘胎出来时,洗完澡就被扑上一层爽身粉,直到扑的跟个GEISHA一样才罢休。阳光打在飘扬的粉末上,使其呈现出一种布朗运动的典型特征:瞎动。我沉浸在飞扬的烟尘和这股略微腻人的香味中,摸摸滑溜溜的脖子和胳肢窝,用我还没长合的头骨里那还算人类的的大脑中掌管语言的和思想的那个沟回发出的一股不知所谓的脑电波刺激我说出了一句话:下次我要用香水!

  14. Christina Says:

    用吧用吧~我们这儿用香水的男同事一大把~

  15. mandy Says:

    一点小事情不用那么较真的,发发牢骚,调侃一下,大家轻松点!

  16. 农妇某人 Says:

    你有用香水的权利,大妈有腻腻歪歪的权利。
    同样,大妈有哼哼唧唧的权利,你也有带耳罩的权利。
    以其人之道还治其人之身:她屡教不改,你也屡教不改就是了。

  17. 大湖 Says:

    “叫她滚远点,去她妈的蛋!”
    “下次带个韭菜包子去吃吧,看看她爱闻香水还是这个味。”
    “搞她!搞她!”
    “更年期妇女的酸葡萄心理”
    Those are some of the comments of this post. They maybe are kidding around. But you can categorize this as a confrontational style of resolving office conflicts such as the one you brought up.
    The non-confrontational approach can achieve much better results but no one here seems to know and how to exercise it.
    Is it making you a lesser of a person if you uses word like “Please, I’m sorry, You go ahead, After you”?
    Can you all agree that; less office conflicts => better working environment => happier employee => higher productivity => stronger company => “hopefully” more rise for you => more CHANNELs (I mean more CHANNEL out side your office).

  18. Christina Says:

    所以,每次在她不满的时候我就主动去开窗户,没有任何言语上的冲突.这两天我不用香水了~至于这些留言,我只是当玩笑去看,大家不会撮着我去做不理智的事的~

  19. 大湖 Says:

    For those people who think that the formula I listed above do make sense will have more potentials in their career.
    If everyone is trying to be a bit more considerate towards others, then all of you will be living in a better society. And this is a good thing.
    But I think the 杭州站站长 is hopeless. Sorry!

  20. Michael Says:

    换了我就改快信教,天天在办公室里面做MISSA。参拜我的主…万能的主啊…每天参拜3次,看他们怎么搞。

  21. 叫兽 Says:

    大湖兄弟,您还是叫大海吧。您那英文真是好的海了去了。

  22. okdata Says:

    哈哈, 口水四溅,好玩!不知道香不香^_^,

  23. 大湖 Says:

    Mr. 叫兽! Are my sentences getting too complicated for you? OK, I will try to write shorter ones for you next time.
    PS. I like my name. I like lakes. I was born, grew up, and am now living by lakes.

  24. 叫兽 Says:

    They maybe are kidding around\\
    Is it making you a lesser of a person if you uses word like\\
    For those people who think that the formula I listed above do make sense will have more potentials in their career\\
    then all of you will be living in a better society
    \\\\\\\\
    本人英语不好加上视力也不好,只能list出这些您的警世名言。看来有必要召唤出韩美美,李磊,Lucy\Lily等英语达人来帮帮我了。
    都TM的中国人扯什么洋腔?明明是一山芋装什么香蕉? 您you\you\you的得瑟是不是特后悔您生在玄武湖边上而不是五大湖边上?

  25. 大湖 Says:

    Commenting here in English is not a crime. There is not need for you to jump up and down!
    Skip over them if you do not like it.
    Not every single PC in the world is capable of typing Chinese characters. 玄武湖 is a nice lake. I have been there a few times. People just need to stop dumping sewerage into it.
    I can post some beautiful lake pictures if you like. There are many lakes near me, large and small. I’m sure you will like them as wall when you see them.
    PS. in respect of our host, please clear up your potty mouth before you talk next time.

  26. 大湖 Says:

    Commenting here in English is not a crime, is it? There is not need for you to jump up and down!
    Skip over them if you do not like it.
    Not every single PC in the world is capable of typing Chinese characters. Is a nice lake. I have been there a few times. People just need to stop dumping sewerage into it.
    I can post some beautiful lake pictures if you like. There are many lakes near me, large and small. I’m sure you will like them as wall when you see them.
    PS. in respect of our host, please clear up your potty mouth before you talk next time.

  27. 大湖 Says:

    Commenting here in English is not a crime.There is not need for you to jump up and down!
    Skip over them if you do not like it.

  28. 大湖 Says:

    Chris, your web service made some tricks to me. Please remove my repeating comments. Thanks!

  29. okdata Says:

    好玩,好玩,有点圣地亚哥野生动物园坐小火车观光的味道, keep going^_^

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